Second Post in Freakin' Forever

Phase 2 Quotes
“She had two things of great worth: Duck Hunt... and a Pee-Wee Herman pull string doll.” – Andrew on visiting Tarah Lynn in kindergarten

“I’m going to the Baltic on my honeymoon.” – Andrew
“Why aren’t you letting me come with you?” – AJ

“A man who needs permission to poop is not a man.” – Shiloh on manhood

“If you had been with Napoleon, he might have had a chance.” – Andrew complimenting Doug’s logistical abilities

“No! I would have shot him.” – Dorean on if she was a drug addict being confronted by a mean cop

“Life sucks... and then you turn 21!” – AJ

“...wacked-out charismaniacs.” – Stephen

“We debated, then we dated.” – Dorean on a Lutheran pastor

“If they’re married, they need to refer to that verse that’s like, ‘Stop!’” – Jessica on a movie couple making out for 3 days

“That’s the way BlackBoard is. It’s the most ridiculous invention since Silly Putty.” – Andrew

“All for free... all I had to do was sit there and clap for other people.” – Stephen on eating for free at an awards banquet

“So you two are engaged?” – Susan to AJ and Rae

“How do you know he’s a Christian?” – Shiloh
“Can’t you tell?” – Bethany

“I’m having an intimate moment with Andrew.” – Faye
“I’m having an intimate moment with myself!” – Doug