First Post in Freakin' Forever: First Phase of Quotes

“That’s like saying ‘lava’ in rock-paper-scissors.” – Will on Jessica saying “Jesus is the answer to the world’s problems” instead of tea or soup

“My step-sister-in-law just had a baby!” – Jessica
“What color?” – Rae

“No, he knew what to do!” – Shiloh on 12-year-old King Louis’ sex life

“And then he says some profound statement like ‘you’re dead,’ quote unquote.” – Jessica on the red-headed guy everybody hates on “CSI: Miami”

“If it makes you feel any better, I flirted with Andrew the first time too!” – Doug on first impressions.

“...hottie.” – Stephen

“If slacking was a sport, Andrew Lycan would win the gold medal at the Olympics.” – Stephen

“Who cares? Well, we all care, but....” – Shiloh, the Ultimate Qualifier

“Is that...?” – Shiloh
“Yoda.” – Rae
“He’s the fifth Ninja Turtle.” – Stephanie

“What’s that Psalm that says something about God?” – Shiloh

“Apparently I liked beer.” – Stephen on fond childhood memories

“I saw an opportunity.” – AJ
“Did you go 90 percent?” – Doug referencing Hitch

“I’m on the Dean’s HIT list.” – Tim on academics

“We just need to put our feet where our mouth is.” – Doug

Written quote:
“And everywhere Mr. T. went there were fools to be pitied.” – Chris Ramsey