Yet more quotes...
I'll try to space out Andrews... cause he has so freakin many!
"I'm going to tell them all your dirty secrets"
-Faye to Doug
"Dude, where's my car?"
-Andrew, when his car was towed
"I think I just became lactose-intolerant."
-Bethany
"That's why my policy is no kids before 50."
-Andrew, on enjoying the good life
"He's geographically undesireable at the moment"
-Allison of Alex, living in Boston
"They always cheapen it for the Mexicans. 'You will laugh, you will cry, it's for the kids, bring your grandma!'"
-Andrew on Spanish preview of Edward Scissorhands
"It took me forever to figure out whether WWI came before WWII"
-Rae on history
"I thought you were just having a random homeless drive or something"
-Andrew
"100%, 100% then go for it!"
-Jessica on kissing on the alter
"You will always be in our hearts ...and our beds!"
-AJ and Andrew brainstorming on how to thank the mattress store
"So, like... you didn't even have to tell her you're Calvinist?"
-Rae to AJ on a CME
"I've come to the realization I could never have a serious conversation with anyone because I don't drink coffee"
-Andrew on Starbuck talks
"I really like having you as a roommate. With who else could I discuss the mechanics of a sandwich?"
-AJ to Doug on their sandwiches with tomatoes
"yea...."
-Andrew
"Adam, here's Eve..." "Well..?"
-Jeessica on attraction
"I don't like manhatten because its like Disneyland with Sex shops"
-Andrew on New York
"They're not worshiping, It's more like a holy sing-along"
-Stephen on what worship is like at UP
"Does your hair do the NBC peacock logo? I don't think so."
-Jessica
Train Phrases
"Preemptive props"
"Let's sidebar"
"Happy thankyou!"
The conquer's dominion
"I'm going to tell them all your dirty secrets"
-Faye to Doug
"Dude, where's my car?"
-Andrew, when his car was towed
"I think I just became lactose-intolerant."
-Bethany
"That's why my policy is no kids before 50."
-Andrew, on enjoying the good life
"He's geographically undesireable at the moment"
-Allison of Alex, living in Boston
"They always cheapen it for the Mexicans. 'You will laugh, you will cry, it's for the kids, bring your grandma!'"
-Andrew on Spanish preview of Edward Scissorhands
"It took me forever to figure out whether WWI came before WWII"
-Rae on history
"I thought you were just having a random homeless drive or something"
-Andrew
"100%, 100% then go for it!"
-Jessica on kissing on the alter
"You will always be in our hearts ...and our beds!"
-AJ and Andrew brainstorming on how to thank the mattress store
"So, like... you didn't even have to tell her you're Calvinist?"
-Rae to AJ on a CME
"I've come to the realization I could never have a serious conversation with anyone because I don't drink coffee"
-Andrew on Starbuck talks
"I really like having you as a roommate. With who else could I discuss the mechanics of a sandwich?"
-AJ to Doug on their sandwiches with tomatoes
"yea...."
-Andrew
"Adam, here's Eve..." "Well..?"
-Jeessica on attraction
"I don't like manhatten because its like Disneyland with Sex shops"
-Andrew on New York
"They're not worshiping, It's more like a holy sing-along"
-Stephen on what worship is like at UP
"Does your hair do the NBC peacock logo? I don't think so."
-Jessica
Train Phrases
"Preemptive props"
"Let's sidebar"
"Happy thankyou!"
The conquer's dominion
3 Comments:
Holy Shmoly...where do I even begin? You had me just about rolling on the floor, but I couldn't very well act that way in a computer lab, now could I?
i can almost hear the faint laughing of dear eleanor... wait... FAINT?? BWA-HAHA!
These are the ones that made me smile the most:
"He's geographically undesireable at the moment"
"I think I just became lactose-intolerant."
"Adam, here's Eve..." "Well..?"
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